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May 27, 2007
The Good Husband
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like
alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?” “Well, you came home after 3
A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m
married!!”
May 26, 2007
“So many food to eat, so much beer to drink. We should have two bellies instead of one.”
“So many food to eat, so much beer to drink. We should have two bellies instead of one.”
A fil-guy has this blogsite with photos and quotes in it..i specially love this qoute..it just makes so much sense..not to mention.. its simply hilarious…:P
on a delimma
it has been days since i received the message
it wasn’t just a bad news, but a terrible plight
it had me thinking deep..how come? how could it be possible?
it was a tragedy when she lost her mom
it is just after a year when her brother unexpectedly died
it is uncanny for death to take her father now
i am on a delimma
i should react
i should call or send a comforting message
i should show i feel her pain
i must make known ; her loss , has made my heart sadly heavy
i must be there ; the friend she needs and who i want to be at this perplex time of her life
i should reach out to her..the soonest…
but i am left with a delimma
but even if i know what i should and must do
but i just can’t move
but i find it hard to understand
but i can’t seem to know how to extend myself and know what to say
but this is just too overwhelming
but life in moments like this makes you numb
it is a delimma
i am limited to figure how to empart my presence and concern
but this is just too much; death comes- should be not a
surprise as it is inevitable and known to come to man one day-
but when it comes as dreadful and as harsh as this- you just
become motionless.. and forced to understand and ask
what is the truth..
what is the purpose of this?
May 25, 2007
pic o fun
Golf is a game which players take very seriously indeed. Chasing a little ball around greens, and negotiating an obstacle course of bunkers, trees, lakes and rough ground, may not be everybody’s idea of fun. But for countless thousands it is, with golf evolving into one of the most popular sports and pasttimes on the planet today.
Little wonder then that serious players have zero tolerence for anyone hampering or hindering their enjoyment of their game. Nobody, but nobody comes between a golf player and his golf. Especially on the golf course featured above, where ball thieves suffer the extreme penalty – prosecution and castration.
This French Olympic star certainly picked a bad time for a washroom break. Dubbed France’s Golden Girl by the media, she is seen here going through her routine on the vault in the women’s qualification at the 38th Artistic Gymnastics World Championships in Melbourne 23 November 2005. Unfortunately she appears to have a tiddly problem mid-routine.
This unusual cloud formation, where it appears like nature is giving you the finger, is nature’s way of telling you that it’s going to be a bad day.
Does she pass your breast test. She certainly ——–> passes ours, with flying colors.
This surely is the dream job for any ambitious woman with a skilled pair of hands. O
May 23, 2007
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