i have had a few crushes in law school..usually they are classmates i find brilliant and too cute to be a geek..now i have a new crush…he is really cute..and brilliant..not a geek..because his got the muscle toned figure..a bold and bald head..kissable lips and really adorable eyes..one guy many women in school really fall for..his got the brains and the body.. hehehe..my certified crush!..
normally..i study hard and make good in exams or recitations..or flirt in the library,dean’s office or hall ways where i see a crush..just so i get to be noticed..
but this time..i need not to do all that..coz..he knows me..yeah he does..
and that is becuase his bestfriend has been inviting me out…
OH WHAT TO DO IN TIMES LIKE THIS??
True Words
> Can’t Make This Stuff Up
>
> These are from a book called Disorder
in the
> American Courts and are things
> people actually said in court, word
for word, taken
> down and now published
> by court reporters who had the torment
of biting
> their lip to stay calm
> while these exchanges were taking place.
>
> Q: Are you sexually active?
> A: No, I just lie there.
>
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>
> Q: What is your date of birth?
> A: July 15.
> Q: What year?
> A: Every year.
>
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>
> Q: What gear were you in at the moment
of the
> impact?
> A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
>
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>
> Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it
affect your
> memory at all?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And in what ways does it affect
your memory?
> A: I forget.
> Q: You forget? Can you give us an
example of
> something that you’ve
> forgotten?
>
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>
> Q: How old is your son, the one living
with you?
> A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I
can’t remember
> which.
> Q: How long has he lived with you?
> A: Forty-five years.
>
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>
> Q: What was the first thing your
husband said to you
> when he woke up that
> morning?
> A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
> Q: And why did that upset you?
> A: My name is Susan.
>
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>
> Q: Do you know if your daughter has
ever been
> involved in voodoo or the
> occult?
> A: We both do.
> Q: Voodoo?
> A: We do.
> Q: You do?
> A: Yes, voodoo.
>
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>
> Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when
a person dies
> in his sleep, he does
> know about it until the next morning?
> A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>
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>
> Q: The youngest son, the
twenty-year-old, how old is
> he?
>
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>
> Q: Were you present when your picture
was taken?
>
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>
> Q: So the date of conception of the
baby was August
> 8th?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And what were you doing at that time?
>
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>
> Q: She had three children, right?
> A: Yes.
> Q: How many were boys?
> A: None.
> Q: Were there any girls?
>
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>
> Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
> A: By death.
> Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
>
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>
> Q: Can you describe the individual?
> A: He was about medium height and had
a beard.
> Q: Was this a male, or a female?
>
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>
> Q: Is your appearance here this
morning pursuant to
> a deposition which I
> sent to your attorney?
> A: No, this is how I dress when I go
to work.
>
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>
> Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you
performed on
> dead people?
> A: All my autopsies are performed on
dead people.
>
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>
> Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
> A: Yes.
> Q: What school did you go to?
> A: Oral.
>
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>
> Q: Do you recall the time that you
examined the
> body?
> A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
> Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the
time?
> A: No, he was sitting on the table
wondering why I
> was doing an autopsy.
>
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>
> Q: Are you qualified to give a urine
sample?
>
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>
> Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you
> check for a pulse?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
> A: No.
> Q: Did you check for breathing?
> A: No.
> Q: So, then it is possible that the
patient was
> alive when you began the
> autopsy?
> A: No.
> Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> A: Because his brain was sitting on my
desk in a
> jar.
> Q: But could the patient have still
been alive,
> nevertheless?
> A: Yes, it is possible that he could
have been
> alive, practicing law
> somewhere.
