Category: Computers & Electronics Product Type: Handheld Computers/PDAs a must have! but impossible to have for the time being..one of the temptations that draws you to think of drastic changes..like quitting school???or is this insanity?.. check the demo and you’ll surely fall in love as quickly as i did..damn tech innovations…makes you sad that you are poor and fantasize of great richness..i’m betting on the lotto these days!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW7or1TuFk

The Good Husband

 

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas
Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like
alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As
bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in
lipstick:

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
table, eating.

Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?” “Well, you came home after 3
A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke
it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for
me??”

His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m
married!!”